Christmas Time is Here! But so is the cold...

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house blew a wicked cold draft that chilled even the mouse.

Now the stockings were NOT hung by the chimney with care 'cause a blazing hot fire was heating the air...

The furnace was on and never shut off 'cause the poor insulation was as cold as the frost

The family was huddled with a frigid feeling that could only be solved with the proper air sealing... We needed a contractor with knowledge so rare, in hopes that great comfort soon would be there.

We called Foam It Insulation later that day, and asked for help quick, the contractor knew what made that house tick.

More rapid than eagles his testers came,

As he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

Now blower door, manometer, analyzer, & smoker,

On IR, on scopes, on hoses, and pokers.

To the top of the house to the top of the wall

Now test away, test away, test away, all.

So throughout the house his testers they flew,

With many theories, ideas, and the book of solutions too.

He had been in the attic and said he had found,

No hose on the fan and a bypass. big, deep, and round.

He was pleased when he found in the chimney no soot,

Then he went to the basement & crawlspace to root.

No hole was left unfound not an idea he did lack,

He looked like a magician opening his sack.

His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry,

While he explained how the house worked to my wife Sherry.

There was not an answer he did not know,

And in the end we all laughed at the snow.

When the heater kicked off the family they cheered

The team they sat back, and cracked open a root beer.

No longer slaves of winter wind's teeth,

Now we look forward to hanging the Christmas Wreath.

When the oilman comes he now cries like a baby,

When we tell him we'll see him next month, maybe.

We are now comfortable and in good health,

We breathe clean air, my family and myself.

With a wink of an eye and a twist of his head.

The Foam It Advisor turned and smiled, then said,

This house is now fixed, now it will work.

We have control of the airflow and know every quirk.

While packing his tools to get ready to go,

He explained to us quickly the things we should know. 

A Dr. Energy Saver Contractor is the one to call,

To make a house work best for one and for all.

And then we heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight,

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD COMFORTABLE NIGHT!